Rob Kardashian Does Not Handle Break Ups Well

Big Cat 2/20/2013 5:10 PM

Rob addressed that he had not been looking after his body in Sunday night’s episode of his family’s E! reality programme, admitting he had been comfort eating, not working out after his break up with his ex.

His sister Khloe, 28, said the relationship took its toll on Rob because Rita didn’t want anyone to know about them.She explained: ‘Rob got out of a really weird relationship. They were actually together for about a year but Rob was never allowed to admit that they were actually an item.‘Because she’s in the entertainment industry, she wanted to present herself to the world as a single girl. I think Rob got really depressed through this relationship.’

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Jesus Christ man. Clean it the fuck up. I mean I know you’re a Kardashian which makes you basically the most annoying, worst person alive but come on. You’re still a man. And you’re giving us all a bad name with this shit. Comfort eating? For TWO Months? 40 lbs? What the fuck is that? That’s what chicks do. Get your shit together dude. Any of us would kill to be rich, single, and have a famous last name in LA. You’re basically spitting in all of our faces right now with this shit. I feel like Ben Affleck in Good Will Hunting right now.

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You don’t owe it to yourself. You owe it to me. ‘Cause tomorrow I’m gonna wake up and I’ll be fifty and I’ll still be doing this shit. And that’s all right, that’s fine. I mean, you’re sittin’ on a winning lottery ticket and you’re too much of a pussy to cash it in. And that’s bullshit `cause I’d do anything to fuckin’ have what you got! So would any of these fuckin’ guys. It’d be an insult to us if you’re still here in twenty years. looking like a fat pig.

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Put down the French Fries Rob and stop being a pussy. Chicks want to fuck you because of your sister. If you don’t realize that and take advantage I hate you more than I already do.

PS
Plain Cheese Pizza, hmmmm, interesting

In all seriousness, I need one of those Jimmy Kimmel Zip ups before this Burrito challenge. Kind of slimming right?